There we were sitting around the table in our conference tent a little while back, the commander, the staff and I, pondering in detail, all the mundanities which seem to govern our lives now, when the question was asked “What exactly is covered under General Order 1?”
USCENTCOM General Order 1, is a blanket order issued by the CENTCOM Commander, General Abizaid, which, among other things specifies all the prohibited activities of US service members while deployed in the region.
“So what exactly is covered under General Order 1?” the question was repeated.
“No sex.” Someone threw out.
“No alcohol.” Someone else added.
“No pornography.” said another.
“You know,” some smartass chimed in “all the things we fight for.”
OK, so I was the smartass, but I was only joking….kind of.
We are deployed in a country dominated by a population that prescribes to the Muslim religion under which these things are prohibited, and in the course of winning their hearts and minds, we find it a prudent courtesy to refrain from these activities ourselves. I completely understand both the letter and the spirit of the regulation and whole-heartedly support it.
What simply boggles my mind though, is the minor furor that erupted recently over an unfortunate placement of articles in an edition of Stars and Stripes distributed throughout both Afghanistan and Iraq. On one page of this particular edition was an article discussing the military’s continuing plan to deal with sexual assaults and on the opposite page another article proclaimed an upcoming free distribution of Maxim magazine throughout the combat theater.
Articles and letters to the editor popped up in newspapers, websites, and blogs almost immediately vilifying the military for our insensitivity and outright stupidity. I read a particular letter to the editor in Stars and Stripes later by a German Reverend implying that it was no small wonder the US military was replete with sexual predators when we distribute free porn to all our service members and whip them into a hyper-sensitive state of sexual frustration.
Now I have flipped through a few copies of Maxim magazine as well as similar publications that are sold by AAFES here in country. Are there photographs of attractive women? Yes. Is the intended to be provocative? Yes, without a doubt. Is it pornography? If you have either been freeze-dried for the past 30 years or living in a cave without access to daily newspapers, network television (let alone cable), video games, or any one of the mainstream women’s magazines that promise better bodies and secrets on “How to drive him wild in bed.”, then yes, you might consider it pornography.
Whether he considers it pornography or not, the good reverend’s implication was: “Show soldiers pictures of scantily clad women and their minds will turn to thoughts of lust.”
Reverend, the people you are talking about are young men who have been separated from their families and friends for months. Show them a picture of a brick and their minds will turn to lust.
“However comma” as my friend Jim would say, that isn’t the point. At the very core of a self-ruling democratic society are the underlying principles of freedom of choice. The right to choose the religion I subscribe to and the right to speak and write what I choose being two of the critical tenets. I can’t begin to describe the hypocrisy that I see in statements that imply that the American society as a whole can legally imbibe in alcoholic beverages and download pornography from the internet to their heart’s content and still be trusted to act as a decent and responsible member of society while a soldier or Marine can not be trusted to view printed material that is veritably puritan in comparison to what’s available on the rack in any corner convenience store, without succumbing to some Mr. Hyde transformation into a rapist. It becomes even more ironic when you consider that the service member is ingrained with a value system dictated by discipline and because of this they are charged with the defense of our constitutionally protected democratic way of life.
Be that as it may, I still find it difficult to accept criticism of our nation’s collective value system from someone who resides in a country where the drinking age is 16, the national beverage of choice is beer, and both gambling and prostitution are legal. I, however, will continue to remain sober, celibate, and literally wholesome for the foreseeable future. So even though it's a bit of a stretch to say that we fight for sex, alcohol, and pornography, if our actions are supporting the American public's constitutional right to these things, so be it; it's their choice, and I'll fight for that every time.
great piece, brian. This AND the 9 Line piece are very well written and thoughtful [and thought provoking]. Where did you learn to write so well?
And just for the record, what is your rank? I send these out occasionally to friends and I'd like to have you properly adressed. Though it still feels funny to call the hosehead I know as Scott MAJOR Scott Downey...
Stay safe!
Chaz
Posted by: chaz | May 16, 2005 at 03:09 AM
Major (abbreviated MAJ) Delaplane is the correct title; I wonder about the hosehead comment on MAJ Downey... Both fine people, but some are a little too NASCAR oriented....
Posted by: JeanneD | May 16, 2005 at 06:18 PM
Well said Brian. It's too bad you're not syndicated.....
Keep writing, who know's eh?
Posted by: pam | May 16, 2005 at 07:55 PM
Nice post. Like they say opinions are like a**h****, everyones got them. It would be nice if they would acknowledge the fact that the US military is issuring that they can exercise their right to voice them. Even that German Reverand. Because if the s*** hit the fan in their litle slice of utopia, who wouldthey call to get their snitzel out of the fire. The US military, that's who.
Love reading your blog. My prayers are with you and allof the service members abroad.
Posted by: Tom | May 17, 2005 at 02:26 PM
Yes, very good comments.
It's also important to remember we Americans also have the right to NOT believe in ANY one, or more, of the more than 30,000 some gods we humans have invented so far.
And that most of Americas more than 28,000,000 ATHEISTS
WERE brought up in a religion & most of us WERE Christians.
Been There, Done That!
And we have moved past it.
When you understand why you do not believe in other gods,
you will know why we do not believe in yours. We just believe in one less god than the Moslems, Christian or the Jews do.
Posted by: Neil Reinhardt -Airborne Vet | May 27, 2005 at 08:58 AM